Disciple Duck

“I am the reality-christianity church mascot.
Every week i come to church and sit in the flower pot looking very smug because i am always at the front in the presence of God, (although there are times when i wish that my daddy steve would lower the volume on the music, but only cos i am under the speaker). Every week you will find me in the churches van reading my daddies bible, and when i am in the van i know that it is time to go home and relax for the rest of the day in the prescence of God. Then cos i am a lucky duck i get home and take pride of place in the kitchen, much to the annoyance of the 3 pussycats that my mummy and daddy have.
Anyway, got to go next week i’ll tell you more about what i have been up to”.

“well not much to report this week except that my brother in Christ Donny left me behind so i wasn’t at church this week i have not had the presence of God around me. i do forgive him though as that is what God would like us to do, i was looking forward to coming to church on the back of his bike as well i could imagine riding right up to the church doors on it getting off and jumping into my flowerpot oh well another week and i will be able to fulfill my dream. speak to you all soon”

“well my dream finally came true and i rode my brother in Christ Donny’s bike into church jumped down and found that some nice person had left a little seat for me near my usual flowerpot. Thank you who ever did this the seat is much more comfortable and just the right size for me I would be very grateful if this seat could always be there”